Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Being Unapologetically Gay & Single
A witty, heartfelt, and deeply personal exploration of what it means to live whole in a world built for pairs. In this part memoir, part manifesto, part comedy set, Bobby Cochran dismantles the myth that happiness requires a partner and celebrates the freedom of self-acceptance. A love letter to anyone who’s ever felt unseen or incomplete, this book reminds us that being single isn’t waiting—it’s living.
Contractual Chemistry
Conor Hale needs a sale to save his job, but the house at the end of the cul-de-sac wants his soul. Faced with eviction and a boss who frames poverty as a mindset issue, Conor’s only option is to hit his quota for HarvestEarth, a company that sells overpriced cleaning products door-to-door. Desperation drives him to the doorstep of Mrs. Evelyn Morrow, a grandmotherly figure with perfect roses and a terrifyingly polite demeanor. But the tea is laced, the hospitality is a cage, and the sales pitch is about to go both ways. Mrs. Morrow doesn’t want cleaning products; she wants a recruit for her neighborhood micro-cult, a community that believes coercion is the highest form of love. Trapped in a suburban nightmare where the cookies are fresh and the doors are locked, Conor realizes his capacity for manipulation isn’t just a sales tactic—it’s his only survival skill. As the indoctrination begins, Conor must outwit a fanatic who views herself as a liberator and a gatekeeper who sees him as a mate. Can he close the ultimate deal and convince them he’s their greatest asset, or will he become just another permanent fixture in the Morrow household? Get Out meets Glengarry Glen Ross in this sharp, bizarro dark comedy about the horrors of the gig economy and the terrifying price of belonging.
The Canvasser
Conor Hale needs a sale to save his job, but the house at the end of the cul-de-sac wants his soul. Faced with eviction and a boss who frames poverty as a mindset issue, Conor’s only option is to hit his quota for HarvestEarth, a company that sells overpriced cleaning products door-to-door. Desperation drives him to the doorstep of Mrs. Evelyn Morrow, a grandmotherly figure with perfect roses and a terrifyingly polite demeanor. But the tea is laced, the hospitality is a cage, and the sales pitch is about to go both ways. Mrs. Morrow doesn’t want cleaning products; she wants a recruit for her neighborhood micro-cult, a community that believes coercion is the highest form of love. Trapped in a suburban nightmare where the cookies are fresh and the doors are locked, Conor realizes his capacity for manipulation isn’t just a sales tactic—it’s his only survival skill. As the indoctrination begins, Conor must outwit a fanatic who views herself as a liberator and a gatekeeper who sees him as a mate. Can he close the ultimate deal and convince them he’s their greatest asset, or will he become just another permanent fixture in the Morrow household? Get Out meets Glengarry Glen Ross in this sharp, bizarro dark comedy about the horrors of the gig economy and the terrifying price of belonging.
Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Artificial Intelligence for the Organically Stupid
A smart, funny, and surprisingly human introduction to the fascinating world of AI—designed especially for people who don’t speak tech jargon or have a background in programming. With his trademark wit, warmth, and clear explanations, Bobby Cochran breaks down complex concepts like machine learning, chatbots, and algorithms into plain, easy-to-understand English. Part comedy, part crash course, this engaging book not only demystifies the often intimidating field of artificial intelligence but also reminds readers that genuine curiosity—not technical coding skills—is the true superpower that unlocks understanding and innovation.
Uncle Bobby’s Guide to Happy Adulting – Have More Good Days Than Bad
A refreshingly honest, funny, and deeply compassionate guide to navigating the often messy, confusing journey of modern adulthood. In this part memoir, part self-help companion, Bobby Cochran shares practical wisdom, uplifting humor, and heartfelt insights for anyone striving to keep it together while the world around them keeps spinning. Covering important topics like mental health and mindfulness, relationships, discovering purpose, and finding joy in the small, everyday moments, this book gently helps readers shift their mindset, build lasting resilience, and—most importantly—create more good days than bad, making life feel a little lighter and more manageable.